"What had happened was..."

 
But... ON WITH THE SHOW!!

I survived a stage performer's nightmare: I fell completely off the stage while performing.
After a quick prayer, thanking The Almighty that I was still alive, and could still feel my toes, I went on with the show, like any OTHER professional performer should have done.
No, I wasn't drunk. No, I wasn't high. It's just that large breastasessess and 4 and a half inch heels sometimes don't work well together.